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A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.
First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
mugGet the The little girl in my photo is my niecemug.
One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.

What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.

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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:

Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)

To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.

To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??

To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.

And the final reason - just to be annoying.
Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."
by kire December 3, 2007
mugGet the The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to privatemug.

delete photos

What you say you are doing when you are secretly messaging someone for a hook up
Mike said he couldn’t talk to Christian because he had to delete photos on his phone. Really he was messaging with other guys for some nasty later on.
by Chronchy March 27, 2021
mugGet the delete photosmug.

Photoe

To take a picture of one’s or another’s toe or to take a photo with one’s toe.
Guy 1 “Hey can you help me take my photo”
Guy 2 “Sorry my hands are full”
Guy 1 “Just photoe”
Guy 2 “…what?”
Or
Guy 1 “Do you want to see my photoe?”
Guy 2 “Why would I want to see your toe?”
Guy 1 “Here’s a picture.”
Guy 2 “Interesting
by chomue February 25, 2022
mugGet the Photoemug.

Photo Donging

Akin to photo bombing but requires visible DONG!
Did you see David Photo Donging in Tanner’s baseball photo?
by Dorkboy November 12, 2021
mugGet the Photo Dongingmug.

Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".
"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."
by Hengeek November 21, 2021
mugGet the Funeral Photomug.

*photo*

i want to have sex with u and u are so sexc and yes yes yes and your face is so pretty yes.
by vaginaslay March 14, 2022
mugGet the *photo*mug.

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