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Peanut

magnetic albeit private. Too gregarious and delightful to be in a shell.
All the boys wanted to play hopscotch with the Peanut but she was too busy lifting others up to the sky.
by surly gurl May 16, 2006
mugGet the Peanutmug.

a peanut butter

A name often used to describe guys that have larger breasts than most women.
Joe- "Hey did you hear Petey Doe's new song?"
Bob- "Yea that shits beat, he's a peanut butter."
by trololololololololll April 23, 2014
mugGet the a peanut buttermug.

peanut ass

When a big fat girl's got this tiny little butt. You ever seen that before?
Have you ever seen a peanut ass? I used to work with this girl; she had this big ol' body with these two little buttcheeks.
by Mike Ockisbig December 14, 2004
mugGet the peanut assmug.

peanut fucker

A person with an oddly shaped head, who is just creepy looking in general and appears to look as if he could only get laid by a peanut in his ass!
Dude, check out that peanut fucker over there, I bet he has a peanut in his ass now!
by Shannon September 9, 2004
mugGet the peanut fuckermug.

Peanut Buttering

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.
Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
by dnahly March 8, 2018
mugGet the Peanut Butteringmug.

peanut perv

A perverted man or woman that places peanut butter on the genitals and get an animal to lick it off.
Person 1: Hey, why does John carry a jar of peanut butter?

Person 2: He's a peanut perv.

Person 1: That explains alot.
by Command Sergent Major ... June 29, 2008
mugGet the peanut pervmug.

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