ball tag olympics

The act of throwing your open testicles at you friends faces in a tournament league

Guys, I’m bored. Let’s go to the ball tag olympics!

by Bigdaddywithaflopper July 30, 2021

Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.

“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics”

by Startupedition July 20, 2024

olympe

Olympe is a very kind and beautiful person. She could do anything for her friends and family. She is honest and has a lot of humour. If you are her friend take care of her she is very special.

She is such an Olympe ➡️ She is kind and honest

by Margaux J January 4, 2018

Olympic games

The Olympic games, of all things, are not something to panic over. They're just games, win or lose. Holding nothing sacred but winning is not the point, and you wouldn't panic unless you're someone that holds nothing sacred, because then you'd feel like you had to win.

The uber competitive girl always put the same unrealistic pressure on everybody else that she tried to make it look like people were putting on her, when in reality she had always just been uber competitive about everything, and wanted to turn other people into her. Not everybody thought the Olympic games was a make or break event the way she did.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

Special Olympic Slalom

When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.

The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.

by Tommy4 January 21, 2025

Olympic judges

It's interesting how the judges seem to focus more on the mistakes an athlete makes even if the athlete has done a routine like nobody else, something that is theirs, something that is them. That's one of the worst things about the Olympics, there is really no such thing as better or worse routine, and yet they have an entire international event dedicated to grading which routine was better or worse, and that's what athletes are taught, they have to get a certain score. It's like grading what food is better or worse, some people like pizza and hate Chinese food and some people like Chinese food and hate pizza, the whole thing gets silly.

Olympic judges seem like the worst kind of people, instead of the Olympic games being the games that they are, people get the impression that all this stuff is the most serious thing in the world if they listen too closely to the judges.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021