MOIST TURDLET

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018

moist wormy

a worm that is very moist on a rainy day. when you see a moist worm, the best thing to do is pick it up, throw it on the grass, then find it again, and lastly chuck it on the roof! Also if its a fat and chunky worm, it will leave some going cum lookin stuff on your hand . to get it off, you need to wipe it on grass and then your friends jacket. or you can just wipe it on the crotch area of your pants.

there's a moist wormy!!
I know just what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jmurr227 September 23, 2021

Moist Cunt

1-Malibu

1-vodka
1/2 - peach Schnapps
1- OJ
1/2 Cran
1/4 - sour
1/4 sprite
Whipped cream
Attribution: Andrew, Sandy, Jason, Brandon, Tess, Yvette, Ryan @ JimmyGs in Carson City

I would like a Moist Cunt

by drewvinci November 15, 2019

Moist Sati

a fresh steamy sam straight out the shower.

"Quick get a towel theres a moist sati about!"

by rashee October 20, 2008

puss moist

someone who is a pussy and scared to do anything risky

(maliyah)

Don’t be a puss moist.

by i invented the word puss moist August 25, 2019

moist cave

When you go down on a girl planning an adventure but get sucked into a moist cave full of slippery critters.

Can't believe I got lost in that hookers moist cave. Nearly had to fight my way out or die trying.

by The Mad Titan June 3, 2016

moist heaves

It's that moment in time when the dry heaves start to change. When you transition to the copious amounts of spit and drool that is the opening act for the full vomit show.

I try to go back to cleaning out the vomit pool in the car seat, but my "moist heaves" are building momentum, each one bringing me closer to full throttle tummy trouble.

by Northern Hammer May 22, 2023