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by TheSalts August 3, 2016
Get the near-nut experiencemug. The act of watching ‘Tiger King’ on Netflix while letting your dog lick peanut butter off your balls
by Quarantined jabroni March 28, 2020
Get the Sweet Prince Experiencemug. This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.
Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.
by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017
Get the near-dick experiencemug. A truly unique experience whereby a guy is fully drunk in a disco in Bangkok and brings a beautiful lady back to hotel, only to discover "she" is a ladyboy and the deed is already done. By the way the guy did not use any of those condoms, the ladyboy did.
John: Hey Pete, why does Tom seem so depressed and in shock?
Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...
Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...
by Akkaraju August 21, 2021
Get the Ultimate Bangkok Experiencemug. A psychological method that seeks to reveal experience directly preceding a beep. Very accurate and probably the best phenomenological method.
by julibooli August 10, 2020
Get the Descriptive Experience Samplingmug. a act of sticking a drill in your pecker then turning it on while moaning in pain while your chubbed tree is getting ripped apart by the drill
by big Angela February 20, 2022
Get the Kansas drill experimentmug. Man my entire garden is filled with Bamboo, this isn't what I came to understand of a "Vanilla Minecraft Experience."
by Bid Bongus January 27, 2022
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