Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

Picnic Bench Super Hero

. A lazy super hero who does not actually move off of it's Picnic Bench.

. This hero does not fight crime, lecture, act morally, or do much of anything for that matter.

. Is lazy

The only known Picnic Bench Super Hero is Roxanne.

"Would you get off of your ass, what're you, a Picnic Bench Super Hero or something?"

by RMB III October 2, 2006

uzbek park bench

The act of hiding under a bench with a pair of kitchen shears, and when your desired victims comes up, cut open their pants and eat them out, or hold them down and give 'em a good pounding

Dude, I performed the most perfect and delicious Uzbek park bench today. But, I think I need to see a toxicologist now.

by Cullen urban dictionary club April 20, 2018

reach around the park bench

Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy

While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy

by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022

two bit backseat bench whore

a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.

man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car

chris- your fucking sick

man1- shit happens when you party naked

by earl guy puckett January 13, 2011

Benched

Used in UK drill, Getting left disabled or left in a wheelchair

GM 1: Yo what happened while I was locked, I heard * thought he was on badness
GM 2: Yeah bro we wet him up and now he’s benched

by Lawabidingcivillian June 27, 2024

Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.

I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.

by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021