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The missed a spot shave

"Missed a spot shave" refers to when a lady shaves her legs mindlessly and does not pay attention to accuracy, causing her to miss a spot. Very common amongst those who haven't been shaving for long.
I can't wear a skirt today because of the missed a spot shave I have going.
by Awkward sausage April 15, 2017
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shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.
After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.
by Tom August 25, 2004
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Shake hands with the groundhog

To die. To expire. To cease to be
"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."
by Bogey251 December 24, 2008
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Shake hands with the governor

Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.
by Miguel O March 6, 2012
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shake hands with the sheriff

When I'm home alone, I like to shake hands with the sheriff
by Mike P. June 3, 2004
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Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.
1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?
by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009
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the might-as-well shave

when a guy is balding or his hairline is receding, so he just shaves the whole thing because he'd "might as well" just shave the whole thing.
jane: "whoa! what happened? your comb over... it's gone!"

john: "yep, I finally accepted the fact that I'm no Amy Winehouse, and went for the might-as-well shave."
by chavalita January 23, 2008
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