Shorter form of "Shutzstaffel" ( " protection squad") is an organisation of the Nazi regime or also called the third Reich. Directed by Himmler there were, to make short, three types of SS :
- Allgemeine SS. (Civil which had a jod outside of being an SS)
- Waffen SS (Professional)
- SS Totenkopf (Professional but in concentration camp)
But all of them were doing the worst things
You had to be a certain type of person to be an SS ( man, <1m70 in height, blond, blue eyes, having german ancestry since 1750, no hereditary disease, and you and your family were never communists)
YOU HAD TO SURVIVE AN AWFUL TRAINING (no rest apart from sleep, fighting with enraged dog, survive when a car is driving idk how fast but too fast against you etc...)
You HAD to marry a woman before 30 (she must be a certain type of girl, like upper but for girls) had to have at least 4 sons because "if there's a war two can die" but more children better you're seen. They're all baptized by the government and they're given weird Nordic names like "Gudrun".
You had to live in the countryside with a Nordic looking home with certain books on your shelves and doing a certain pagan ritual on CHRISTMAS.
So children don't be like SS because their life is awful in a certain way
- Allgemeine SS. (Civil which had a jod outside of being an SS)
- Waffen SS (Professional)
- SS Totenkopf (Professional but in concentration camp)
But all of them were doing the worst things
You had to be a certain type of person to be an SS ( man, <1m70 in height, blond, blue eyes, having german ancestry since 1750, no hereditary disease, and you and your family were never communists)
YOU HAD TO SURVIVE AN AWFUL TRAINING (no rest apart from sleep, fighting with enraged dog, survive when a car is driving idk how fast but too fast against you etc...)
You HAD to marry a woman before 30 (she must be a certain type of girl, like upper but for girls) had to have at least 4 sons because "if there's a war two can die" but more children better you're seen. They're all baptized by the government and they're given weird Nordic names like "Gudrun".
You had to live in the countryside with a Nordic looking home with certain books on your shelves and doing a certain pagan ritual on CHRISTMAS.
So children don't be like SS because their life is awful in a certain way
POV you're in Germany in 1956 :
- " What did your father do during the war ?
- He was a Waffen SS, he died during the Stalingrad battle leaving my mother, my four siblings and me alone.
- So sorry for you Thorwinn. But he was a brainwashed SS so no big loss."
- " What did your father do during the war ?
- He was a Waffen SS, he died during the Stalingrad battle leaving my mother, my four siblings and me alone.
- So sorry for you Thorwinn. But he was a brainwashed SS so no big loss."
by FRANZÖSIN KRISTIAN August 16, 2023
Get the SSmug. 
1-When an army creates a vehicle and it is huge and superior
2-In case you have a sister-and she is annoying-call her SS- Stupid Sister
3-A mistake probably SSundee made. And it is S sundee. So he was pretty stupid...
2-In case you have a sister-and she is annoying-call her SS- Stupid Sister
3-A mistake probably SSundee made. And it is S sundee. So he was pretty stupid...
1-SS ARIZONA is a large ship.
2-My SS is a piece of sh*t.
3-A dumb youtuber is SSundee because he had a F*CKING mistake.
2-My SS is a piece of sh*t.
3-A dumb youtuber is SSundee because he had a F*CKING mistake.
by KIRBYMASTER March 25, 2018
Get the SSmug. by Don't say the n word May 28, 2021
Get the ssmug. Person 1:yo bro u seen that fire ss?
Person2:what fire ss?
*Person1 shows Person2 the ss nd then they both laugh maniaclly*
Person2:what fire ss?
*Person1 shows Person2 the ss nd then they both laugh maniaclly*
by ZayanhubMember July 9, 2021
Get the fire ssmug. A pirate ship made out of lemons. This is to help prevent scurvy among the crew. This ship is run by Captain Shamte, and Deathwithab. The poopdeck is cleaned regularly!
by Shamte April 16, 2011
Get the SS Lemonmug. SS stands for super-small, so if you see someone making the letters ‘SS’ out of black and orange emojis in any comment section, or they have ‘SS⬛️🟧’ in their bio, they are proud to have a super-small dick.
by abumlalacaca March 9, 2021
Get the SSmug.