by Itx_stan January 19, 2018
Get the port ting mug.Combining equal parts hellish suffering with fantasies of death-wish style escape, hella-port is most useful when you are absolutely fuckin' stuck.
Facedown on the pavement with two boots at their necks, Hillary whispered to Bernie: "Wish we could hella-port outta here."
by Discorpo July 5, 2016
Get the Hella-port mug.by Portwhoreonorbust May 21, 2022
Get the Port whoreon mug.When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.
by yourwrong88 November 30, 2010
Get the Port-a-toad mug.A port you can plug technological communicae device chargers into when they are without other forms energy sources.
My personal technological communicae device.... It is without an energy source until I return it's charger to it's rightful chargic port.
by Mideah January 25, 2011
Get the Chargic Port mug.A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.
by 3374267182 May 28, 2018
Get the port-a-lock mug.Going to use the Port-A-Pisser, then walk around the side of the house use the bathrrom and come back.
by Nebraska Girl October 2, 2011
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