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minge waffle

1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.

2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!
by Fanny Waggert June 11, 2018
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Travel Minge

When you’re traveling in a particularly hot country and your minge gets the stink on.

Condition worsened by the wearing of nylon or Lycra panties.
‘God I’m so hot and sweaty, I’m worried I’ve got travel minge’
by Lady G. August 30, 2021
mugGet the Travel Mingemug.

The Minging Effect

A Theory within a paradox between people where they feel utterly cringed or disgusted by another’s features or actions but where they are both equally as cringe or disgusting as one another.
The Minging Effect Theory:

“oh my! Your filth rinks”

“I was just only thinking of the same thing about you?”
by RowdyRando November 15, 2022
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Ming Time

Buggin out of your mind, usually due to excessive drug use; Unapologetically trippin
That bud last night had me on Ming Time
by shfjdshjrksn April 27, 2022
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Ming Chowng

ay lil ma lemme eat that ming chowng
by MINGCHOWNGEATER September 13, 2019
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Stinge Minge

A girl that won’t let you floss with her pubic hair while your eating her stinky cunt out.
1. Man, Stacie was so keen on a moustache ride but she wouldn’t let me floss with her pubes, she had a Stinge minge.

2. Dude that Puss was so good, desperately needed some Stinge Minging though.
by UncleWaiTomo October 24, 2020
mugGet the Stinge Mingemug.

Ming Dynasty

Damn check that group of mingers man total ming dynasty.
by Dumpalump August 27, 2008
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