Mechanic

Someone you go to because you don’t know what the Fuck you are doing

I’ll give up I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing I’ll go to the mechanic

by Ashton079 January 10, 2022

Meat Mechanic

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.

Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU

by DeepInTheGame December 1, 2011

The Antykeras Mechanism Are For Fashion Choices

The Antykeras Mechanism Are For Fashion Choices

The Antykeras Mechanism Are For Fashion Choices

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat

I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock

by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021

mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

world mechanic

What somebody says when they don't know shit about automobiles but want to sound like they do.

Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...

by JeromeDuce22 May 8, 2024

Forced Mechanic

Someone who’s a mechanic but collects action figures

The Great Neil Thomas once said, Jerry you are a forced mechanic

by RoboCop210 January 12, 2024