guy height

How tall a guy claims to be-- usually 1 or 2 inches taller than his actual height.

"So, Mike says he's 5'9", but I know I'm 5'8", and Mike's shorter than me."
"Mike's actually 5'7", he just told you how tall he was in guy height."

by Mlbl September 5, 2015

Him Height

the minimum height required for a woman to engage in standing sex with a given partner.

Even in pumps Jen didn’t have him height to do it with the point guard.

by CoffeeDrinkingBanana October 10, 2022

right height

Word for short (joke expressing a perfect height to give oral sex essentially).

Guy 1: "That's her boyfriend to the left."
Guy 2: "The short one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Mr. Right height. That's him."

by SilverInternet December 31, 2016

pipe height

The perfect highest for piping a female down. Usually between 4'11 - 5'1

I was in the mall today and this little thang was the perfect pipe height!

by Fabio420blazin February 27, 2017

Paris Heights

An absolute god amongst men

Guy one: you heard of paris heights?

Guy two: nah who’s that?
*guy one brutally murder guy two

by Blahsum February 11, 2021

Great Heights

what happens when you make your bed in the morning :D

Nick: Man, I really reached Great Heights
Nick: Wow I should write a song about that

by winded April 10, 2022

rocky heights

A place where kids from ages 11-13 try to compete each other about how many pods of vape or how much money their parents have compared to other people.

Student 1: I go to rocky heights and I’m richer than you with 7 pods
Student 2: I don’t care you sped

by cpmess May 6, 2018