gary the snail

Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌

Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?

by Rikerlicious January 26, 2015

gary glasberg

a complete asshole that shouldn't be left in charge of anything

"Man, that TV show has been really shitty lately..."
"Yeah, the producer is SUCH a Gary Glasberg!"

by alliroth September 24, 2014

gary player

A Gary Player is a word commonly associated with all-day drinking sessions. Often a Gary Player can sneak up on you when you only plan to have one pint of San Miguel following your breakfast.

Having consumed 5 beers we all agreed that we were now having a Gary Player.

by Le.o Sayer August 9, 2006

Mark & Gary

To pull a Mark and Gary is to a have sexual relation with another by touching yourself in front of the said partner and they do the same

Joanna- Did you hear about Emil and his ex last week?
Isabelle- Yea he pulled a Mark & Gary

by slimvicc March 10, 2022

Gary Toman

Synonyms with having a tiny penis

Gary Toman has a microscopic tadger

by Yermaw January 11, 2019

Gary Marry

New term used for same sex marriage.

"I want to Gary Marry you!"

by The Great Tuber Head November 8, 2012

Gary Hat

A type of hat which doesn't quite reach the top of the ears. A Gary hat is often worn by paedophiles' or retards that can't get themselves dressed.

Chad 1: Hey chad!
Chad 2: Yo chad!
Chad 1: Oh my gawd, your hat is amazing dude!!
Chad 2: Thanks MAAAN!
Chad 1: What type of hat is it and where did you get it from?
Chad 2: I got it from Gary World and it's name is a Gary hat.
Chad 1: I'm asking my mom for that. ITS RAADDD!!

by Ashton & Chris February 16, 2022