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Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.
The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
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Eskimo Tunnel

When someone shoves ice cubes up their butthole.
Dude, my girlfriend is into the kinky stuff! She even let me give her an Eskimo tunnel!!!
by Aster of Ceremonies December 12, 2013
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Eskimo Pole

Performing fellatio with an ice cube in your mouth.
Dave was surprised when Samantha gave him an Eskimo Pole.
by FriarTuck May 19, 2015
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Eskimo Piledriver

The act of an Eskimo hyper fapping.

A person of Yupik or Inuit decent who can masturbate faster than people of other origin.
I told her the only way I could cum is if she performs the Eskimo Piledriver. She broke both her arms.

He is just fapping as fast as he can, eskimo piledriving that shit.
by DrStraynge January 10, 2012
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eskimo bobsled

stick it in the back and then go to a flight of stairs and ride her down the stairs with your dick in
"dude did you eskimo bobsled that bitch"
by the dragon111111111 November 7, 2015
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Eskimo Kisses

When two males rub the heads of their penis' together. It is like docking for two people that don't have foreskin.
Erik and Keith won't come out to the bar with us tonight, they are too busy giving each other eskimo kisses.
by snoboybil January 21, 2011
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Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.
"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"
by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013
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