earl be earling

The act of sassing another person with sarcasm from a state of baldness.

Earl be earling when he asked if his wife tried turning on and off again when she requested his help with a technology issue.

by KayAngelic June 9, 2024

Earl Rider

A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.

Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."

by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016

Earl Grey Duster

When you are receiving a tea bag from someone and fart.

Last night's NYE party was a gas. I had a couple bowls of Taco Soup and this six decided to take me on a closet and started to go to town on my sac. I was so excited I gave her the Earl Grey Duster!

by Slapper Al December 31, 2024

Earl

A very accomplished male
Disciplined,hardworking and organized.intelligent,funny and down to earth.Earls are dependable and are willing to help those in need.They have a radiant smile and deep mentality.Earls are faithful to their mates and are loyal to their parents and siblings.Family is a very important and meaningful situation to them .They are a blessing from God.

Earl came thru again ,just like he said he would!

by Katty Klaws April 13, 2022

Earl Sweatpants

Earl Sweatshirts autistic little brother who was locked in the Chamber for his earlier years

Person 1: You hear Earl Sweatpants new album yet?
Person 2: What the fuck

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE

Out of CHICAGO a human enlightenment teacher on the SUCCESS TAPES series.

This is a human attribute.

This was said as this quote I heard a long time ago in 1988 and that is the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, " we seldom regret what we have done in our LIVES but we do regret what we have not done".

This a genius of his time the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, we are seldom ever SORRY for anything as it just is not possible too much in the SPITE built into the human brain or you may say "SPIDER = SPITER = EAT SHIT!!!!

by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 14, 2021

earl warren

The greatest Chief Justice in the history of the Supreme Court. Presided during the Civil Rights era of the 1960s and helped facilitate the rise of the liberal society of America today. He expanded protections for criminal defendants, strengthened voting rights, and of course engineered Brown v. Board. A true American hero.

Earl Warren is beloved by the left and hated by the right for his judicial philosophy.

by anonymous September 14, 2020