Skip to main content

Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.
Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
by Barca,A February 1, 2010
mugGet the Chronic Flushmug.

Chronic Failitosis

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.
Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
by chronic.fail October 27, 2011
mugGet the Chronic Failitosismug.

Chronically Outside

Someone who spends too much time outside, a normie, an extrovert.
Jeremy: Anyone wanna go and play basketball?
Oscar: You are Chronically Outside.
by um skeng bleh September 30, 2022
mugGet the Chronically Outsidemug.

Chronic Life

Chronic Life is living day to day with Chronic Pain, Chronic Stress, Chronic Smoking or anything that has to do with Chronic habits or illness. Thousands a day are effected by Chronic living and to many this becomes a lifestyle which is what they call their Chronic Life
Organization in Denver helps people with their Chronic Life
by GoogleNews December 18, 2019
mugGet the Chronic Lifemug.

Chronic BS

Chronic Bitchianism Syndrome
The popular and growing mindset that a girl has to be a rude, uncaring and indecent to be "cool"
Girl A:holy shit! look at Lola! She just cussed the life outta her bf right b4 throwing her bags in face! She got guts!
Girl B: Nah. she's got Chronic BS
by Avaloniagirl August 31, 2021
mugGet the Chronic BSmug.

chronic attack

german grunge band from the 90's. destructional lyrics, not a very positive sound
Achronic attack is straight to the point - nowhere, straight from the heart, feeling nothing
by castaneda July 16, 2011
mugGet the chronic attackmug.

Chronic Gay

Being gay over a long period of time; Being gay during different historical moments.
Oh hey, That's Joey! The one with Chronic Gay!
by Nobyhar123 July 6, 2019
mugGet the Chronic Gaymug.

Share this definition