by Nav's #1 fan June 4, 2019
Get the Buckle scenemug. A person with a calm demeanor, often charming, handsome, caring, empathetic, funny, all-around guy next door… but beneath the surface is a molten core, intense rage, hate, anger, twisted thoughts, bad intentions, extreme addiction, sexual perversions, gluttonous spending habits, and manipulative behavior. Evil. A wolf in sheep’s clothing.
by OhNoSheDiint March 14, 2025
Get the Chad bucklesmug. Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
Get the Anal Buckling Shitmug. He loves and gives affection to his best friend’s whenever they need it. He also has 2 of his greatest friends in the entire world. Super and Mirny. He likes to hang out with them both and feels like he wants to come over and visit them. So he can give them love and affection. If this guy is you’re friend, then you’re SUPER lucky. Since he always wants to hang out with you and be your very fantastic friend.
by John (Friends with Mirny) March 22, 2021
Get the John Bucklemug. by Dewsion October 3, 2017
Get the Ass bucklingmug. non sigma: hi
real sigma: baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt
real sigma: baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt
by sigma with rizz December 4, 2023
Get the baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyattmug. When you can’t get a hard on so have no option but to locate the lady’s bean with your index finger and rub away untill her legs buckle.
Oi Lewis: I had whiskey dick and had to run that girls clit to give her some sort of pleasure.
Lewis: so you mean you gave her the buckle?
Ben: yea he gave her the buckle mate.
Lewis: so you mean you gave her the buckle?
Ben: yea he gave her the buckle mate.
by Mr Morgan January 25, 2019
Get the The bucklemug.