Mother Jones

A website dedicated to Nazi-watchdogs, basement dwellers, and millennial journalists equivalent to MSNBC, but on steroids. Fine communist propaganda!

Mom: Hey! Go get a job, and stop reading Mother Jones!
Neo-Liberal: Mummy, I want a commie revolution!

by Libs Exposed October 22, 2016

Chipper Jones

The best baseball player of them all.

Chipper Jones just launched another homer!

by The Jimmynator September 18, 2003

Adam Jones

Only the sexiest man alive, but unfortunately it may be too late to save him as he is being held hostage by his family members #saveadam2020

Person 1: hey do u know abt save adam

Person 2: No what’s that
Person 1: you’re obviously on straight TikTok, Adam Jones is so sexy

by Aishaha June 12, 2020

Nab Jones

An officer of the law, policeman.

Better slow down man, Nab Jones is parked on that side street.

by Woody Thomas July 24, 2008

mike jones

a swishahouse rapper

thanks to my fans my name is an anthem
who?
mike jones?
who?
mike jones?

by gangstashawty187 January 27, 2004

audrey jones

an amazing girl who is really pretty.

a funny person. she can always make you laugh.
makes you wanna smile.
sometimes she can be weird.
a great fraand!

ya know that girl audrey jones? shes so cool.

by zzooee July 23, 2011

Jim Jones

the juice you receive in jail that no one knows what its really made of.

hey man dont drink that jim jones you wont be able to get your dick up again

by partymarty4000 September 28, 2008