Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.

Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

national suck my balls day

national suck my balls day

it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.

by BIGPAPI167 June 28, 2023

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

tugging on my balls

tugging on my balls means someone’s playing in your face or busting your chops

Hey bro! Are you tugging on my balls rn?! You got to be kidding me!

by whorehouseballstug November 18, 2023

No sweat on my balls

Can easily do something

I can dunk on you with no sweat on my balls

by Chodoh March 09, 2022

scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.

"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"

by December 30, 2022

suck my balls

A popular astronaut game that people on the internet won't shut the fuck up about.

"you can SUCK MY BALLS"

by your mooooooooooooooooooooooom November 08, 2022