You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened
Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025
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tugging on my balls

tugging on my balls means someone’s playing in your face or busting your chops
Hey bro! Are you tugging on my balls rn?! You got to be kidding me!
by whorehouseballstug November 18, 2023
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scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.
"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"
by December 30, 2022
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suck my balls

A popular astronaut game that people on the internet won't shut the fuck up about.
"you can SUCK MY BALLS"
by your mooooooooooooooooooooooom November 08, 2022
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Suck my balls

A: did you study for the maths test?
S: suck my balls👹🧍🏻 ♂️ we have a test ??
by aly3ahfsh March 12, 2024
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Suck my balls

Some body is sucking your balls

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Suck my balls tummy
by Enderboyplayzyt June 14, 2019
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