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Telestalker

Someone who reads your mind to find out private information.
My telestalker spouse read my mind and found out what happened to me when I was a young boy.
by Ascended Master 1111 March 28, 2021
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Telstra

A national disgrace. It could not be worse if the employed monkeys only. This is a company that never gets even the simplest task right and as the majority owner, the Australian Federal Government are squarely to blame.

One day there will be a class action against Telstra for br4each of contract and fraud.
Telstra sucks
by Hate Govt April 28, 2021
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telysis

Cool ass mafka but he ain’t someone to mess with so its best to stay on his good side and the Energy you gave us the energy receive.
Telysis is one Sweetest guys alive when it comes to reassurance
by Telysis May 5, 2021
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Tetus obsinetus

Species of Dashers that are on “Geometry Dash Level Requests” that sends hentai or +18 levels and want to be funny pissing off the streamer.
Look! A Tetus Obsinetus, are they good?
by NotWacho June 15, 2021
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Thlusb

When your so drunk you shouldn't be messaging that person anymore.
by homelessninja23 July 3, 2021
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Telescrope

A man's cock and balls magnified under a lens, normally sent to women other the Internet
Girl 1 :I just got a sent a photo
Girl 2:what is it?
Girl 1 :A dick pic that looks telescroped
by Quazarquasar July 25, 2021
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Telescrope

A man's cock magnified by a lens sent over the Internet.
Girl 1: someone just sent me a dick pic
Girl 2: that looks like a telescrope
by Quazarquasar July 25, 2021
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