Butt-tella

When a male deploys his dick in his significant other(s) anus about 2-3 hours after eating a hearty meal of taco bell or any other asshole destroying fast food meal. After he has "gone to town" in her backdoor, the male pulls out his forbidden fruit that is covered in what is now known as the tella in butt-tella. This brave soul of a women will now perform oral sexual acts on his butt-tella covered member, until all the butt-tella is licked off clean.

Justin: Yo bro I just butt-tella the hell outta this shawtys fart box

Ian: Fam this girl just got the nastiest butt-tella of her insufferable life

Alex: Ayo, finna ask my girl if she wants the butt-tella special tonight.

by thatmanwithautism February 28, 2022

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sebastian telfair

Basketball player with the smallest peen

Shortie: you know your d*cks bigger than sebastian telfair?
Myself: really?
Shortie: yeah its nothing to be proud of, his peen game is worse than his basketball game.

by Rockawayboyz August 1, 2022

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Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.

"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"

by Barron Lands December 14, 2024

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