Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

by Malicho August 22, 2012

Taylor Rigsby

An OG like no other, he was caught killing 29 people with a teddy bear made of Marijuana.

guy 1: HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS GANNNGGSTTAAAA!

guy 2: no, that's Taylor Rigsby.

by Cody_Is_Kirby March 15, 2009

Taylor Percy

Refers to someone as "THE CHAMPION" knows house to handle there liquor and is immune to pussy shit

" damn dude i pulled a taylor percy lastnight and wolk up all in my own shit"

by tpercy the champion October 2, 2011

Taylor Macfee

The amazing and perfect bassist for Never Shout Never, Eatmewhileimhot!, and Sounding the Silence. He also has the best mustache in the world and is a very sweet guy.

Girl 1: Did you see that cool guy with an epic mustache that plays bass in Never Shout Never!?
Girl 2: Yeah! That's Taylor Macfee!

by sally smiles November 26, 2011

Taylor Swiftboat

To write a song about an ex-boyfriend with obvious references to his identity and wrongdoing.

"Maddie totally Taylor Swiftboated Danny at the talent show."

"How do you know it was Danny?"

"The song was called 'Homeroom Skank Behind the Bleachers on my Birthday.'"

"That title is awfully specific. "

by SaucyMcMuffin September 26, 2014

Taylor

(Warning: NOT TRYING TO CREATE STEREOTYPES) Taylors are usually cute, modest , sweet, stubborn, and smart. Taylors are constantly planning their future lifestyle. Although, they practically hate exercise in any way shape or form. Taylors have lots if friends, but generally a small hand full of them are close to her. She loves her family (though sometimes she is a little uncooperative). They are energetic and happy around the ones close to her, she constantly admires others but dosen't care for herself often enough.

"Taylor is kinda an introvert, but I like her"

by EveMay21 May 5, 2018

Taylor Swifted

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.

Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.

by FMTPO January 16, 2010