Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
Get the Taxi Cab Drunkmug. A chili pepper and lime flavored chips rolled up like a blunt invented by the one and only FETTY JAKE.
by Fuzzlemynizzle January 8, 2017
Get the Taxismug. The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
Get the Taxis Make You Fat and Lazymug. When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.
I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.
by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022
Get the fart taximug. 
A game played when toking a spliff whereby each person has to take a toke and then hold their breath until the joint gets back to them they then breath out and take another toke adding on a toke each time it gets to you
by jonthedopehead September 16, 2006
Get the loco taximug. Thin rather good looking dudes, usually black, who date really fat chicks often white with kids during tax season to benefit of some of her extra large tax rebates.
"Bro what is up with all these thin dudes holding hands with all these fatties." "Hey yo its tax season, Taxies got to get working for that money too."
by PoeRaven January 10, 2024
Get the Taxiesmug.