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Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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Blue Light Taxi

When a police officer's partner is having a big night out. The Blue Light Taxi is a priority call for transport (of all parties) to another venue or home. This usually involves casual introduction of single persons.
Hey babe, you're so smashed. Can I call you a cab? No way, l will call the blue light taxi, I want you to meet someone.
by Hammo922336 June 27, 2025
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Taxi Faggot

A drunk guy in a taxi yelling "RIGHT?!!" to people passing by, and trying to get out, follow and attack them.
That drunk savage is being a taxi faggot. Someone needs to beat his ass.
by John Anderson 1 August 21, 2025
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Upside-down Taxi

A sexual position where the man presses his back to the roof of the car and the woman sticks her ass In the air and does all the work
“MOM! She’s wonderful, last night she gave me an upside-down taxi! I think she’s the one.”
“I’m so happy for you son”
by Dontcallme808 October 25, 2025
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Taxi Shower

A taxi shower is common in Wall Street when you are working long hours and do not have time to rest. In this case, you hail a cab, go home and shower quickly while the taxi waits, and head back to work immediately.
I will finish this project by Sunday morning. I’ll just take a taxi shower Sunday morning and can present to the clients Sunday noon.
by Anti-Legwarmers March 3, 2023
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Waxy Taxi

when a person rides a guy that has a hairy chest, attaches wax strips on said hairy chest. Riding until close and upon climax yells "Yo Taxi" ripping off the strips.
"Jaimie gave Paul a Waxy Taxi last night, his chest is still sore"
by Master of the Retard Wrangler February 15, 2023
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taxi hailer

A phrase to describe Roblox users who roleplay as Nazis on various games on Roblox, more commonly World War II era roleplay games. It references the act of hailing Hitler, similar to hailing a taxi on the street.
by cacasafe April 26, 2025
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