Mushroom Tattoo

To slap someone in the face with the tip of your dick, hard enough to leave a mark of the head of your dick.

Man i mushroom tattooed that bitch while she was sleeping!

by Mushr. November 12, 2007

tattoo sleeve

tattoos that go up your arm like a sleeve.

"Trace Cyrus has so many tattoos on his arm. He has a tattoo sleeve!"

by neekoftw October 16, 2008

mushroom tattoo

When you smash the end of your cock against the face of a deserving party(preferbably with your man berries resting in their best friends mouth) and leave the impring of a mushroom behind to show who's king.

God dammit, Samantha, Jessica takes it a lot deeper than you without gagging. You need to get your shit together, bitch.
*SLAP*
Now everyone's gunna know who's your pimp.

by Charlie Chuckles July 18, 2008

mushroom tattoo

A hit by a penis with enough force that it leaves a mark in the shape of a mushroom

Katie was talking junk so i gave that whore the mushroom tattoo from hell right across her forehead.

by Sandy Fagina September 22, 2008

tattoo

A permanent drawing on the skin that shows that you are a conformist, a follower, a sheep, a person totally incapable of thinking for yourself, a mindless twit devoid of any originality, a twerp who wants to look just like every other tattooed clown in the world.

A tattoo is totally UNCOOL. Just take a look at Grandpa's arm, where he got his tattoo in Honolulu in 1945.

Pangborn got a tattoo, and now she looks just like every other soccer mom in the park.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

tattoops

When your tattoo artist screws up your tattoo.

"I asked for a 13 but I got a 31. My artist made a tattoops"

by technicolorwordvomit September 29, 2009

tattooable

You're so head-over-heels for someone that you'd get their name tattooed on your arm - even if you're not drunk.

So, you're serious about this chick?

Dude, I'm like, this girl is tattooable.

by sandman-nyc May 7, 2011