bag it and tap it

The act of attracting a member of the opposite sex for reasons based solely on pleasure. More precisely, "bag it" is the act of attracting and taking home, and "tap it" is to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually used by males.

Used below to express agreement on the interest in a females' hind quarters:
"Man, did you see the ass on that girl?"
"Bag it and tap it, dude!"

by Babies May 22, 2006

tap and trade

Sexual exchange of fully aware and willing partners. This act can take place either during one occurance or over the course of months or years.

Tom: "Yo, did you and Mike both take home that chick at the bar?"

Eric: "Yup."

Tom: "Nice! She didnt seem look like a slut though...Im surpised she was into a threesome."

Eric: "She wasnt, but she wanted to fuck us both so Matt and I did a tap and trade. I went first 'cause I'm not into sloppy seconds."

by politicalhumorist October 27, 2010

tapped that ass

To have, in the past, had sexual intercourse with a particular female.

manwhore001: Did you really ever get some from Levi's mom?
manwhore002: Yeah, I tapped that ass last night.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

Twat Tap

A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).

Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.

My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.

by DJ PapaSquat May 9, 2011

run the taps

To drink one of every beer available on tap at a given bar.

Dave and I are going over to the pub to run the taps.

by unlinkedlist August 9, 2010

Safety Tap

The process of having intercourse with a really unattractive girl/guy, to ensure you don't catch an STI.

Andy says: I gave that Jodie a Safety Tap last night...
Mike says: Yeah, But she's a minger.
Andy says: Meh, at least I won't get AIDS.

by 123456789123456789abc April 27, 2009

taps a snout

When one had no cigarettes and asks a friend for one.

Person1: Here mate? Wanty taps a snout ? A havny got any.

Person2: Nae chance bud, get yer ain.

Person1: am heavy chockin mate.

Person2: snd, but a want it bach eh morra.

by swegswagswog April 13, 2014