Tom: "Yo, did you and Mike both take home that chick at the bar?"

Eric: "Yup."

Tom: "Nice! She didnt seem look like a slut though...Im surpised she was into a threesome."

Eric: "She wasnt, but she wanted to fuck us both so Matt and I did a tap and trade. I went first 'cause I'm not into sloppy seconds."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak