tug nugget

The semi-solid ball of semen that one rolls out of their belly button after months of jerking off on their stomachs and letting it dry there.

"I need to get out more, I just picked out a tug nugget the size of a marble"

"I hate John, he is such a worthless tug nugget"

by your_seal_name July 9, 2014

gusset tug

to masturbate with a pair of pants on your head

Where you been having a gusset tug

by Nashy Big P September 11, 2020

Rough Tug

A rough tug is when something makes you so mad you aggressively tug at your private parts. (Climaxing is optional)

“Bro my mom made me so mad that I sat in the corner of my room and gave myself a rough tug until I started to bleed”

by anonymous April 2, 2021

Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys

My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night

by blackdynamite5454 April 19, 2011

tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

Tug McGrawed

When a woman is knocked up by a professional athlete on a road trip

Maybe it is his kid. He could have Tug McGrawed her on his last road trip to Dallas.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018

Tugs-Erdene

Best athlete in the game. GOAT of all thangs. Sexy af. Hates black women.

"Damn Tugs-Erdene spitting"

by your mama love me <3 August 24, 2022