tug nugget

The semi-solid ball of semen that one rolls out of their belly button after months of jerking off on their stomachs and letting it dry there.

"I need to get out more, I just picked out a tug nugget the size of a marble"

"I hate John, he is such a worthless tug nugget"

by your_seal_name July 9, 2014

tug of pain

When your pubes stick to your shaft while you're doing something, you become constantly hurt with the pain of your hairs feeling like they're plucked. It's not a good sensation (especially in public) since you need to adjust the hair so that it doesn't stick. This is usually a problem for men who don't shave or trim their pubes. I'm sure men out there know what I'm talking about.

Sherlock: I experienced the tug of pain on the way here.
Watson: Oh jeez, that's sounds... painful.

by steefano December 19, 2020

liner and tug

The phenomenon where at a party, the most attractive bird is invariably accompanied by her equally hideous mate.

Blimey! She's a beauty but oh my days, what the hell is that monstrosity?

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

tug of love

another name for a hand job

Boy: me lobe yoy❤️
Girl: let me give you the tug of love

by Da Boul February 24, 2014

Furd tug

To Exccesivly tug on turds, most commonly used as an insult.

Bro, look at that Furd tug

by Baby Derfs Alot May 7, 2011

Table Tug

The act where a person receives a hand job under a dinner table.

John got a table tug from Sally while at his grandparents anniversary dinner.

by Blyler69 June 24, 2019

Gopher Tugging

The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.

Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”

by MoCeramic October 12, 2023