tug nugget

The semi-solid ball of semen that one rolls out of their belly button after months of jerking off on their stomachs and letting it dry there.

"I need to get out more, I just picked out a tug nugget the size of a marble"

"I hate John, he is such a worthless tug nugget"

by your_seal_name July 9, 2014

Furd tug

To Exccesivly tug on turds, most commonly used as an insult.

Bro, look at that Furd tug

by Baby Derfs Alot May 7, 2011

tug of love

another name for a hand job

Boy: me lobe yoy❤️
Girl: let me give you the tug of love

by Da Boul February 24, 2014

liner and tug

The phenomenon where at a party, the most attractive bird is invariably accompanied by her equally hideous mate.

Blimey! She's a beauty but oh my days, what the hell is that monstrosity?

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

Table Tug

The act where a person receives a hand job under a dinner table.

John got a table tug from Sally while at his grandparents anniversary dinner.

by Blyler69 June 24, 2019

Tugs-Erdene

Best athlete in the game. GOAT of all thangs. Sexy af. Hates black women.

"Damn Tugs-Erdene spitting"

by your mama love me <3 August 24, 2022

Tug Burn

When you masturbate with a sock and you get rug burn

Dude legit I can’t jerk off I got tug burn

Then maybe you should get tug burn more often

by Butter Son June 28, 2019