Charlie

A man that can not make a decision. He is always sweet at first, and then does a complete 180. Usually has erectile dysfunction and doesn't even seem to know it. Becomes fat as they age, and will inevitably go no farther than a couch in the garage. Beware a Charlie always looks used and abused before he reaches thirty. Worst part, he is still too dumb to realize it's his own fault.
Person 1: Why do I recognize you?

Person 2: I'm...uh... Charlie's ex.

Person 1: Umm, really?

Person 2: Yeah, I know, Charlie Aaron was the worst mistake I ever made.

Person 1: Should have never dated a Charlie.
by HottChick December 08, 2010
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charlie

a noun usually found at the end of a greeting in chicago slang.
What up Charlie? Whadown Charlie?
by southsiderida August 10, 2006
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Charli

by charliwsmith August 19, 2009
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Charlie

by Packey December 23, 2015
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charlied

to discolor something, not intentionally, yet moronically none-the-less.
Steve sure charlied Shawn's boat with that stupid fucking self-tanning cream.
by Dano April 16, 2003
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CHARLIE

Charlie or Charlies means Stop wat the fuck you are doing and Look at the Fukingn Hot chick/chicks thats walking Past.
heyy man, did you just see that Charlie that walked past oooffttt.

by Charlinator April 09, 2009
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Charlie

charlie, is short for the girls name Charlotte, they are generally daddys little girls and get everything they want, they are grumpy, ugly, short and annoy people
charlie: daddy can i have a pony?

dad: sure darling
by ILOVEBERTIE July 18, 2009
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