thong flosser

When one's underwear performs a Samba between one's cheeks.

-Jesus mother of god, this thong flosser has split my nutsack.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018

jit thong

A one-of-kind alpha male. Courageous and disciplined. Natural leader with sensitivity.

That bald dude is a real Jit Thong!

by England Specialist April 24, 2018

Labia thong

Similar to your average thong but instead of going through the crease of the buttocks the thong parts between a woman's labia lips.

This underwear is so tight that it's giving me a labia thong.

by TissueBalls November 17, 2017

thong baby

The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life at the party at grandma's wedding.

I have a thong baby I need to tend to!

by c-wats February 8, 2018

thong baby

The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life of the party at grandma's wedding.

I have a thong baby I need to tend to!

by c-wats February 8, 2018

Thong Shot

Push a females underwear to the side then proceed to have sex, while leaving the underwear left on the side of her clam region, this is useful for quick on the go sexual intercourse skipping the step of removing the undergarments.

I hit Brittany with the thong shot last night and she was very impressed

by Odellshitchestbeckham December 11, 2020

de-thong

to pick your underwear out of your ass

Jennifer had a massive wedgie after slouching on the couch, so she reached back and de-thonged herself.

by dinglebutt December 18, 2011