clocktower therapy

A group of mental health professionals in Springfield, IL that help people with a variety of mental health problems.

I'm felling depressed so I'll go see the professionals at Clocktower Therapy Center in Springfield, IL

by c_t_therapy November 26, 2007

reality therapy

The cure for unrealistic dreams.

That guy's due for some reality therapy -- sure art school is fun, but what can he do that anyone would pay $7 an hour for?

by Bathsheba February 19, 2009

cooch-therapy

Designed to be a 'safety' word, to pull out, when a couple are having a stupid fuckin' argument over essentially nothing at all.

In this context, a cooch refers to the asshole of either partner.

#1 - You're a dickhead, you're never sensitive towards my feelings!

#2 - Cooch-therapy baby....

by the real mirroring cockhead March 18, 2009

maintenance therapy

treatment of a disease by using medications or using modes of therapy like physiotherapy and chemotherapy over a period of time until the disease is cured.

DOTS is a maintenance therapy for TB patients.

by uttam maharjan May 22, 2010

Whoremoan Therapy

Visiting prostitutes to ease getting over a bad breakup.

It's been tough couple of months since Lisa dumped me but the whoremoan therapy is really starting to help me get my groove back

by arbeit March 21, 2013

Crowbar Therapy

Therapy involving a crowbar in which one gets beat the shit out of to drain the body of Bullshit. This is often used in modern day therapy and is the frontier to modern day therapy. P.S. This is great for those people who are just full of shit.

I'm gonna give you some crowbar therapy its legal cuz you signed shit that you shouldn't have signed. LOL this is gonna be fun......

by CrowbarTherapy November 29, 2016

Go to therapy

Go to therapy is a term you use when someone is very hyper, energetic, or excited.

Amber couldn't stop laughing, so her best friend John told her to Go to therapy.

by CalmUrselfMrTherapy March 2, 2019