Gotham handshake

A greeting method where you knee someone in the junk.

I bumped into that douchebag Brad from the bar. I gave him the ole Gotham handshake.

by Jakky567 October 13, 2017

English Handshake

A dry, shameful handjob.

I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.

by Mijioshi October 20, 2018

The Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.

I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.

by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022

Melbourne handshake

Giving someone a handjob

"I'm sure you want her to give you a Melbourne handshake."

by Hot slut that smells good July 6, 2023

Sonoran Handshake

When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.

Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!

Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.

by SirBiggles May 17, 2018

Lone Handshake

The act of male masturbation.

"The other day I walked in on Justin doing the lone handshake!"

by Sir514 August 6, 2010

Kitchen Handshake

Bumping elbow against elbow

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!

by xaib December 13, 2014