[cum] wrench

Sturdy and reliable, a lonely mans right hand.
Shaune says that Troy sure is talented with that cum wrench of his!
by Cameltoetycoon February 22, 2008
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pipe-wrench

Verb: to pipe-wrench
1) To bash away at a problem as if banging on it with a pipe wrench or other heavy object, applying possible solutions arbitrarily until one works or worse, taking arbitrary actions until the problem becomes solved by one of them
2) To angrily coerce a piece of software or machinery into functioning as intended as though beating it into submission with a wrench
1) I could use some help - I'm just pipe-wrenching this code right now
2) Zoom is working now - I had to pipe-wrench it by turning it off and on again and again
by Balloonie-cat1 October 22, 2020
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Flesh Wrench

Describing one's own penis as a tool or wrench to be used in a twisting or jerking motion.
(Nenad)- I need a wrench to take this apart
(Steve)- I got a flesh wrench right here ya bitch (while grabbing crotch)
by Americaon123 August 30, 2018
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Thumb wrench

Thumb wrench

An whimsical term for crescent wrench
Me.."Vlad, can you hand me that thumb wrench?"

Vlad.."girly, I dont know what your talking about. "
Me.."Look hater, it's a thumb wrench cause you use your thumb to operate. You know God damn good and well what I'm talking about."
by chewieyumyum May 18, 2019
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The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget
Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench
by Pluto nigga September 11, 2019
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Wrenching

A form of sex play involving wrenches and a lot of soreness
Y: Wake up, babe. The new wrench from Etsy has just been added to our collection! It’s time for your daily wrenching!

H: Oh!
by JAT448 October 02, 2021
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Torq Wrench

When she tells you that it isn't big enough, so you hide your sack between your legs to give the impression of a few more inches.
Man, she told me I wasn't big enough, so I had to torq wrench my balls lastnight just to get in bed with her.
by Frostlord2856 April 07, 2022
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