Urinal Standoff

When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.

Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.

Man 2: Did you win?

Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!

by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019

The urinal countdown

The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.

Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

booty urinal

Woman who likes to have a smoking David pee in her butt

That chick is such a booty urinal, that midget just peed in her butt.

by Timber WHMC November 22, 2013

Urinal Creeper

A guy who enters the buffer zone in a bathroom.

I was in the bathroom and a urinal creeper got in my buffer zone.

by Not A Urinal Creeper September 28, 2011

Urine Swap

The act of urinating inside your partners vagina while she's simultaneously urinating on your penis

Jake and his girl pissed on each other's genitals last night completing a Urine Swap

by JonMang September 13, 2015

Hobo Urinal

n. A (very) public drinking fountain, where (homeless) people may have urinated.

*Alice and Bob walking in a park*
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.


*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.

by HondotheHappyHobo April 11, 2009

burned urinal

The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.

Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!

Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.

Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.

by Vlork: Mighty Wielder of Sheep June 14, 2011