Toilet Reaper

Someone who distroys the toilet beyond repair.

Andrew Baxley is an absolute toilet Reaper.

by Dean of corral September 6, 2020

The toilets nightmare

Explosive diarrhea

Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.

by Your worse nightmare October 7, 2016

Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

Toilet Hickey

The red ring that imprints itself around your ass when you sit on the toilet for too long.

Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"

by Russell H October 3, 2009

Toilet Epiphany

When you're sitting on the toilet and have an "ah-ha!" moment.

I was sitting on the crapper after a long meeting at work, when out came an idea. I truly had a "Toilet Epiphany".

by bluelinebrotha December 13, 2009

Toilet Butter

Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.

"Jessica showed me her toilet butter yesterday. It was fucking disgusting!"

by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018

toilet geeb

The act of pulling a geeb out of a toilet bowl Or for the people who don't know the word Geeb it's

When one takes a gravity bong hit out of a toilet

"Richie you're going to get aids if you keep ripping toilet geebs"

" yo dude wanna skip class and go to the bathroom and do some toilet Geebs" 😂

by Geebfest2017 September 28, 2017