invisible rhino

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.

Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!

Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.

by Aphik April 11, 2011

rhino shit

A massive amount of shit in your toilet that wont go down when flushed

Man my toilet sure did take a beating from my rhino shit toilet shit

by Thorndaddy96 March 09, 2017

Rhino Chode

A mammoth sized chode, a penis that is very heavy and girthy, but is micro in the length category.

"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."

by LTG69969 October 08, 2023

splenda rhino

An older guy that tries to simp for really young women and doesn't have enough money to be a sugar daddy, so he tags all younger females in giveaways on social media.

Canadianjacs is almost 40 and tags all 18-20 year old females in giveaways. This dude is a splenda rhino.

by SimpHunter October 29, 2020

Rhino Huff

A females vagina which is bigger then a camel's toe yet smaller then an elephants foot.

Damn Mike !!!, you see megan's rhino huff last night. Thing was walking all over the place.

by I Sell You Pager bro !! September 17, 2011

Feeding The Rhino

A gay Man on Man sexual Act where one man eats small foods( Grapes, peanuts, raisins) out of an erect mans asshole. Making him look similar to a rhino.

Barry: "I heard Jared was feeding the rhino with Matt last weekend"
John: "Again? They should get their own show on National Geographic"

by Willie Garcia August 01, 2017

URBAN RHINO

When you project manager goes crazy and starts talking with a Scottish accent.

Greg went all "urban rhino" on us and was saying he was a vegan but you can see the animal blood dripping from his horn.

by ByanRouder March 01, 2018