pool jerk

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.

Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.

by poode dude August 2, 2010

Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

by Smallhouse June 6, 2017

pool bitch

very much like a pool boy, only it is an extremely attractive female with a bad attitude. See also: pool bitch

Guy 1: Hey did you get your pool cleaned yet?
Guy 2: Yeah my pool bitch cleaned it last night.

by ella1383xra January 8, 2015

Pool Goon

Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.

Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.

Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.

by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021

Kiddy Pool

The act of ejaculating in the back dimples on the small of the females lower back.

I can’t wait to drop my kids off at you kiddy pool!

by SullyMos July 26, 2023

Straight in the pool

When there is no doubt that someone is gay.

Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.

by Grapes 🍇 September 6, 2023

Baby Pool

When you cum in a girl’s bellybutton

I gave the biggest Baby Pool to this chick last night

by JDPatriot November 8, 2021