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Peanut

magnetic albeit private. Too gregarious and delightful to be in a shell.
All the boys wanted to play hopscotch with the Peanut but she was too busy lifting others up to the sky.
by surly gurl May 16, 2006
mugGet the Peanutmug.

peanut wrangler

by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007
mugGet the peanut wranglermug.

a peanut butter

A name often used to describe guys that have larger breasts than most women.
Joe- "Hey did you hear Petey Doe's new song?"
Bob- "Yea that shits beat, he's a peanut butter."
by trololololololololll April 23, 2014
mugGet the a peanut buttermug.

peanut ass

When a big fat girl's got this tiny little butt. You ever seen that before?
Have you ever seen a peanut ass? I used to work with this girl; she had this big ol' body with these two little buttcheeks.
by Mike Ockisbig December 14, 2004
mugGet the peanut assmug.

peanut fucker

A person with an oddly shaped head, who is just creepy looking in general and appears to look as if he could only get laid by a peanut in his ass!
Dude, check out that peanut fucker over there, I bet he has a peanut in his ass now!
by Shannon September 9, 2004
mugGet the peanut fuckermug.

Peanut Buttering

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.
Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
by dnahly March 8, 2018
mugGet the Peanut Butteringmug.

peanut perv

A perverted man or woman that places peanut butter on the genitals and get an animal to lick it off.
Person 1: Hey, why does John carry a jar of peanut butter?

Person 2: He's a peanut perv.

Person 1: That explains alot.
by Command Sergent Major ... June 29, 2008
mugGet the peanut pervmug.

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