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Kevin

A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.
Kevin : Guys do your work

Felisha : No, you already bored me to my death
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Kevin

Someone who is very fucking thicc that i would instantly nut upon first entry, and would suck all my white seed out of me if his cheeks clinch on my dick.. He is really fucking dumb THICC
Me: Fuck Kevin, you're so fucking Thicc, I think i just came
by Fieldy_Snutz69 October 22, 2018
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kevin

stop destroying my house like a kevin
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Kevin

Dude 1:Man that guy is shorter than Alex

Dude 2:Yeah that's Kevin
by N_O_TAlex January 1, 2018
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kevin

kevin is long for kev. kevin will not judge you, but will let you be your own worst enemy. kevin is quiet and reserved. kevin will never start a fight, he only finishes them. the worst thing you could do, is double cross a kevin. kevin has a very low tolerance for stupidity and lies. kevin is a trustworthy and honest. i think the most impressive thing about kevin, is his loyalty. kevin does not give a fuck about big dicks or looking good. he only cares about doing to others as he would have them do onto himself. yes, you are correct, kevin would kill for is bike!
Fuuucccckkkkk!....Jimmy ripped that fool off again !,...
But you know what?,...Jimmys gonna fuck around and fuck around,...and do that to a kevin one day...And thatll be IT for Jimbo!
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Kevin

No one can describe how god like Kevin is. He is great at everything possible. His best friend is Logan. Logan is a beta male compared to Kevin. Kevin's other friend drew is also a beta male.
Kevin is awesome
by Anonymous 184753 February 8, 2019
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