This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.
Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.
by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017
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by Quarantined jabroni March 28, 2020
Get the Sweet Prince Experiencemug. That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.
by ninjavee May 29, 2009
Get the near date experiencemug. a act of sticking a drill in your pecker then turning it on while moaning in pain while your chubbed tree is getting ripped apart by the drill
by big Angela February 20, 2022
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by Bid Bongus January 27, 2022
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After a couple have a reasonably large sized brunch in London, they decide to spice things up in the Whitechapel neighbourhood by performing The Full Whitechapel experience.
by jackieboi123 May 6, 2023
Get the The Full Whitechapel Experiencemug. Freedom of Supernatural Experience or supernatural experience liberty is a principle that supports supernatural experiences, such as religious, spiritual, mystical, divine, extraphysical, metaphysical and psychic experiences, are free from be judged or considered as delusions, hallucionations and other mental illnesses, and should be dealt as religious, spiritual, mystical, divine and supernatural beliefs are respected and considered normal, where those beliefs are also free from be judged as delusions and mental illnesses inside freedom of supernatural experience. Freedom of supernatural experience is considered as a fundamental part of the supernatural rights and of freedom of supernaturality.
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"Freedom of supernatural experience is a nice way to stop what new atheists are doing in calling everything religious and spiritual as delusions and as other mental illnesses, since they would be doing a form of discrimination doing that and it would encourage agnosticism and deism to become popular among people."
by Full Monteirism February 15, 2021
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