Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016

Team Anchor

A person who holds the team together through rough times.

I’m the team anchor.

by Skate_fast_eat_ass__ December 13, 2019

Anchor

When you’re playing fortnite and one dude in the squad is never around to help the team succeed and is constantly bringing you down

Bro Chris is the biggest anchor in the tri-state

by Tmtadhaan May 23, 2018

Bully Your Anchors Day

bully your anchors because they don’t do their job.

we celebrate bully your anchors day every day

by dhrjrjrbrhrbrbr October 27, 2021

Rusty Anchor

The act of inserting both balls and a penis into an ass and grabbing hold of her and falling off the bed together

Geoff fell off the bed with his significant other screaming rusty anchor away!!

by GeoffPrice December 31, 2017

anchoring effect

The anchoring effect is a psychological phenomenon in which an individual's judgments or decisions are influenced by a reference point or "anchor" which can be completely irrelevant, e.g. the status symbol gained by owning an iPhone on your hand.

With anchoring effect, if a person sees a luxury item priced high first, they may perceive a subsequent similar item as a bargain, even if the latter is still expensive.

by Emotional Cruiser October 5, 2025

Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014