Gayshit Simpact

Also known as Gayshit In fact, its a shitty game for people who want ti gamble their life savings away.

Gayshit Simpact is a shitty game

by delayed420 August 7, 2022

sympathy card

an underwelming jester of guilt.

I know you're going through the deepest sadness in your life, here's a picture of a daffodil, hope it all works out for you.
That's why i should have my own sympathy card company. On the front would be a duckbilled platypus playing checkers with a rhino, and in the back round there would be a hot dog holding up a lemonade stand at gun point. When you opened it, it would just say "the world is messed up, man."

by sceneduck May 19, 2006

Sympathy-bitch

Someone who says bad things about themselves in order to get sympathy from others.

Erik: I'll never get a date because of my third nipple. :(
Jessica: There, there, i'll always love you for YOU.
Oliver: Eat my ass, sympathy-bitch. >:(

by mrmattsingy August 11, 2010

Flora-sympathy

To care more for plants than one does for humans, animals, or even ones self.

She felt flora-sympathy.

by Nixie Fae April 19, 2015

Player's sympathy

An act of sympathy when a person that is winning by a great margin in a sports or other competitive activity "goes easy" to lessen the embarrassment or pain of the losing person(s).

Drew was winning 56-0 against Bill in Madden, so he showed Player's sympathy by easing up on coverage so that Bill could get on the board.

by rinktolink October 2, 2011

simpability

The scale of an egirl's ability to attract simps.

guy1:On a scale of 1 to 10 how good is insert egirl here's simpability?
guy2: I'd give her an 8

by Lolpla August 30, 2020

Simpa Sheep

People who call people-"simp", without proper reason. The word "simp" is like air to them and they would call anyone that word, even when it would be harmful. They think in groupthink
It is similar in usage to "Sinpla"

Jaren and his army of simpa sheep went around the school, convinced that kicking girls for fun is cool and that anyone who tries to go against it, is a simp. One of them- Trevis, stalked a girl for 4 days , without even realizing that his actions were an example of simping

by Kesiria February 12, 2021