pig switch

noun: a person who by all accounts is perceived to be genuinely good, but by one decision becomes a scumbag.

verb: an act of turning into a scumbag in a split second decision

Tiger Woods was considered a genuinely awesome guy by society, until he pig switched by railing a bunch of skanks and blamed it on his "sexual addiction."

by ayshwondinglefuss October 13, 2014

Salami switch

To replace an ex with another person. Usually in the form of sexual substitute. Generally, the person who replaces the ex is just being used.

Yeah Kerry salami switched Sam with Dillion, they fuck every night now, but Kerry doesn't even like him!

by Nevereatpoopies March 19, 2011

Switch the Play

1. To change scenery
2. To stray from the normal

3. To do something new

Hey bro this party sucks! Let's switch the play.

by Md_11 June 28, 2018

switching swings

The act of being attracted to the same sex after an unsatisfied sexual intercourse.

Bro 1: Fuck dude i think that girl fucked me over and i want dick now.

Bro 2: Yeah same dude, i think i might be switching swings too.

by Minecraft888 June 15, 2019

Pickle Switch

Military slang used to refer to the ordinance release button in aircraft. Distinct from the trigger underneath the index finger.

He watched the missile separate from his wing as he depressed the pickle switch.

by ThexLoneWolf May 22, 2022

switch hitler

Any ambidextrous, German baseball player.

Klaus von Weinerstein is a shortstop as well as a switch hitler.

by Spookyscary October 9, 2016

fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.

"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"

by pj555 November 28, 2007