switching swings

The act of being attracted to the same sex after an unsatisfied sexual intercourse.

Bro 1: Fuck dude i think that girl fucked me over and i want dick now.

Bro 2: Yeah same dude, i think i might be switching swings too.

by Minecraft888 June 15, 2019

Dick Switch

When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.

Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?

this dick, just had a dick switch

by AM2000 May 25, 2018

switch ride

A second car used primarily for pleasure.

I have to drive the Prius to work during the week, but on the weekends I grab my switch ride and cruise.

You can't use my Mercedes, it's my switch ride!

by long215 June 25, 2008

switch on babes

getting a friends attention to mentally prepare themselves for a situation/ to make aware

Before we walked into the club I told Sara to switch on babes

by thecolombian February 20, 2018

Tab-Switch

A Tab-Switch is using the alt-tab function on Chromebook in order to change the window. It is often used to hide games or things you shouldn't be on during school, work, or someplace like that.

"Oh no, the teacher's coming" thought Billy, "I better tab-switch to hide my game!

by MerfGaming December 22, 2016

pig switch

noun: a person who by all accounts is perceived to be genuinely good, but by one decision becomes a scumbag.

verb: an act of turning into a scumbag in a split second decision

Tiger Woods was considered a genuinely awesome guy by society, until he pig switched by railing a bunch of skanks and blamed it on his "sexual addiction."

by ayshwondinglefuss October 13, 2014

Switch Stroker

Someone with the masturbation skill set to use either hand.

Haywood: Well last night I saw some neat lesbian porno. However, my hand was throbbing earlier from overdoing it with my right hand, so.. I had to use my left hand. I'm a Switch Stroker you could say.

Jablowme: ...Dude...

by AzzaCadabra September 25, 2010