sweater globes

Breasts.

That babe's got amazing sweater globes.

by max October 7, 2008

Pool Sweater

A term for excessive chest/back hair.

"woah man, is that a gorilla in the pool?"
"Naw, it's just Scott wearing his pool sweater"
"Yah, he takes it everywhere"

by Grizzly Adams Had a Beard February 10, 2009

Lifer Sweater

A garment more utilitarian than fashionable, the Lifer Sweater is a sweater that long-term employees keep on the back of their chairs so that they can adapt to the office thermostat. This sweater, often in a neutral color, doesn't leave the office. Evern. Once an employee brings such a garment to work, it is safe to assume that the owner isn't planning on going anywhere.

"I hear Joe is looking for another job."

"Joe? No way--he's got a Lifer Sweater!"

by ardenm December 21, 2009

Sweater Weather

Fucking idiots call it the Bi anthem

Person 1: What's your favourite song?
Person 2: Sweater Weather
Person 1: Oh you're BI
Person 2: kill yourself

by asdawdwadwa October 30, 2022

Butt Sweater

When a guy has so much hair on his butt, it simply looks like a butt sweater.

My boss Matt is so hairy, I bet he has wears a butt sweater also.

by JGirl427 March 10, 2009

russian sweater

When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!

Give me a double of stoli, its freezing outside and i need to put on my russian sweater!

by whitemikeflyguy February 26, 2015

Undone Sweater

A broken sweater, referring to Weezer's single, "Undone - The Sweater Song."

Phil: "Eh, how come u have one undone sweater?"
Derek: "My dog bit off the string and it made one big ass hole."
Phil: "Dam."

by Skittlez Pie December 6, 2016