An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
by Skylarker September 15, 2017
Get the crab apple suprisemug. When a friend (usually an avid sesher) decides to bring 5 grams of marijuana to a function. The function usually will be small, averaging 2-4 people
by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021
Get the Nathan suprisemug. by Jay_____________ July 4, 2021
Get the Suprisemug. When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.
by bigdogswag April 18, 2016
Get the Protein Suprisemug. A grenade
Soldier 1: hello
Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH
Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH
by Eatshityouuglyducklookinfuck December 3, 2017
Get the pineapple suprisemug. When you order a side of fries(tots, onion rings, ect.) and you get an extra of another side with your meal
by TheChrisFather September 3, 2011
Get the Side order suprisemug. Before finishing intercourse with a partner, ejaculate on their face and sit next them, then pulling out a carrot and saying, "What's up doc?" while eating the carrot.
"Yo bro, I pulled a Bugs' Suprise last night with my girl as I munched on a carrot after unloading on her face."
by Box Vzr August 7, 2024
Get the Bugs' Suprisemug.