An extremely undesirable, completely unpalatable option offered up as if it were a tasty, delectable treat. Effectively the dessert counterpart of a shit sandwich.
by kelledin February 4, 2015
Get the banana shit sundae mug.The sexual act, in order, where one ejaculates on their own penis, sticks it in their partner's ass and gets it covered in poop, and then stick the whole thing in his girl's vagina when she is on her period. each forming the ice cream, chocolate sauce, and cherry on top, respectively. The girl will then suck it all off, including his nuts, since no sundae is complete without nuts.
Did you hear what happened to Adam? He and Jamie tried a Sundae Surprise, now she has a UTI and he has shitdick.
by When_the_Hymen_Breaks May 5, 2015
Get the Sundae Surprise mug.Putting whip cream; chocolate syrup and cherrys on a womans breasts and vagina in order to eat it off of her.
by Big Scoop July 29, 2016
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Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.
May also include a little red.
Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.
Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.
May also include a little red.
Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.
Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 11, 2016
Get the mayonnaise sundae mug.sundaes are ripoffs of the much more superior ice cream. the delicious crunchy sweet cone of an ice cream makes me squirt vanilla. sundaes are inferior and they lack this design. instead, they use inedible plastic that is incredibly useless. this further proves that ice cream is better than a sundae.
by golden spino August 25, 2017
Get the Sundae mug.A hot fudge sundae in the Midwest States consists of a pulled beef or pork with brown gravy, and typically two scoops of frozen ice cream on the same plate. It is a commonly found fair food. Although it is typically unheard of in areas outside of the Midwest and gets a bad rap among many for sounding unhealthy.
We have to go to the fair, I heard Julian's have a booth and they are making their hot fudge sundaes!
by Midwestfanatic January 4, 2019
Get the Hot Fudge Sundae mug.A fuck cream sundae is when a male ejaculates onto a freshly made sundae during the end of sexual orientation. He then proceeds to put a cherry on top and begins eating it with his spouse out of sexual pleasure. If his spouse is male thats hella gay.
Guy 1: how wacky are you guys in the bed room?
guy 2: super, last night we shared a fuck cream sundae
guy 1: ya'll fuckers stay away from me and my family do you understand? i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops.
guy 2: super, last night we shared a fuck cream sundae
guy 1: ya'll fuckers stay away from me and my family do you understand? i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops.
by Shred June 24, 2018
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