state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing

Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!

by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

The Show-Me State

1. The nickname of the well renowned hillbilly heaven that is the State of Missouri.

2. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.

1. Stan took a vacation to Branson, Missouri. Never had he before seen such an enclave of red necks and hillbilly folk. He was so thankful when he left that he had not been dragged into the woods and made to squeal like a pig.

2. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Slutever

Used to express a lack of care or exasperation in context to promiscuous and/or sexually indiscriminate activities. Uses a prefix of "slut" instead of the formal "what".

Girl 1: I lost my sweater and dignity at that party last night
Girl 2: Slutever, it happens.

Boy 1: Yo I fucked her
Boy 2: Bro, most of us have
Boy 1: Shit ain't that grimy though?
Boy 2: Nah, slutever.

by johnny_hopkins October 3, 2011

shuteye

Sleep.

Puffy is worth nearly 400 million; his female companions have included some of the most beautiful women in the world, among them Jennifer Lopez and the R&B star Cassie; he has a staff of 600, but can´t get a shuteye.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Statesmen

n.

1. A man who is a leader in national or international affairs.
2. A male political leader regarded as a disinterested promoter of the public good.
3. A man who is a respected leader in a given field:

“a mature statesmen of American letters” (Toby Thompson).

by Alexandra* September 20, 2005

jacksonville state university

Pronounce Jacksun-VILLE' The Harvard of Calhoun County, Alabama. AKA The Gem of the Hills.Previously known as a huge party school until the killjoy city council went on a rampage and shut down any outlets of fun. Student body heavily comprised of Georgia transplants. Students are referred to as Jacksonvillians. A beautiful campus in a nice college town. If you go here, stay out of Piedmont.

"Where are you going to school?" "Where else? Jacksonville State University."

by asd_iop October 11, 2013

Hope Of The States

Amazing band,very underated, bit like Radiohead very prog rock full of violins and pianos and some great guitar work!!! Also amazing live band!!

Person 1:"I'm listening to the Lost Riots its a class album by hope of the states"
Person 2: Hey give me a listen.....HEY THIS IS GOOD!!!

by Pauly G February 28, 2005