Having a caveman-like appearance, such that his lack of intelligence and overall boneheadedness is blatently apparent at first glance. A bafoon.
Look at that guy with the really nice muscle car, why is he taking it apart and throwing the pieces all over his backyard? What a stumpf!
by muscles manischewitz March 28, 2009
Get the Stumpf mug.spew or semen "left" over after any sexual acts. The stuma is left behind, either on your hand. face. sheets, anus, vaginal cavity, anywhere he/she has come.
by eelann October 18, 2006
Get the stuma mug.Lesbian. When lesbians stretch their clitoris to the point that they have miniature penises. A common practice among carpet lickers.
by echomania January 18, 2010
Get the Stump Tugger mug.Pronunciation: \ˈstü-ə-ˌsīd\
Function: noun
Etymology: From Stupak (former US Congressman, forced to retire) + English -cide;
Date: March 21, 2010
1 : the act or an instance of ending one's own political career by violating one's sworn oath to protect and defend the Constitution voluntarily and intentionally, in direct contradiction to previously acknowledged and stated constituency desires and interests, especially by a person of years of discretion and of sound mind
2 : one that commits or attempts Stupakide
Function: noun
Etymology: From Stupak (former US Congressman, forced to retire) + English -cide;
Date: March 21, 2010
1 : the act or an instance of ending one's own political career by violating one's sworn oath to protect and defend the Constitution voluntarily and intentionally, in direct contradiction to previously acknowledged and stated constituency desires and interests, especially by a person of years of discretion and of sound mind
2 : one that commits or attempts Stupakide
Voter 1: Sen. Lindsey Graham's continued support of not only Cap & Trade, but amnesty for illegal aliens as well - I can't believe he's intent on committing Stupakide.
Voter 2: I know, man. At least Sen. McCain figured out he had to fake it when that rancher was murdered by illegals because the fence didn't built.
Voter 2: I know, man. At least Sen. McCain figured out he had to fake it when that rancher was murdered by illegals because the fence didn't built.
by Abide April 9, 2010
Get the stupakide mug.Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.
by Dumbass Dave May 13, 2006
Get the [cunt]stumped mug.Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.
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