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Irish Storytelling

An aimless, meandering, stream-of-consciousness narrative form rife with circumstantial details that ultimately dominate the principal plot and serve as jarring segues between thematically unrelated acts.
Person A: Hey man, whats up?
Person B: My life is so tragic. This one time I went fishing with my dad all day and we didn't catch a fish between us and then I pissed my pants. Then I saw an octopus."
A: That story was all over the place!

B: No it wasn't. I did eat a chocolate bar too.
A: Nigga, you are great at Irish Storytelling.
by Dr Auts April 10, 2015
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Strategije

Naslov pove vse! Še enkrat vsi vabljeni na Strategije! Tim James na željo nekaterih uporabnikov sem dodal Strategije kanal! Obišèite ga in upam da bo postal karseda popularen!!
by TAB---> November 25, 2003
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strayte

a response used and spoken very quickly when requested to do something you'd rather not do.
1. Jace: Donavan hand me that cigarette.

Donavan: (very quickly) strayte.

2. Asshole: Suck my d**k you motherf*ckin piece of s*it.
You: (very quickly) strayte.
by Hector Cafe August 14, 2008
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blue-ocean strategy

a strategy adopted by a financial institution in which the institution ventures into a new uncontested area, called a blue ocean, rather than go for competition in an existing area.
Business acquisition falls under the purview of blue-ocean strategy.
by uttam maharjan April 20, 2010
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kurtis stryker

Kick ass Mortal Kombat character that is the most realistic out of all the characters. Some like him for that, whilst others hate him because he can be a bugger to beat.

Looks a bit silly in first appearances, but in MK:A looked stacks better.
by Josh Riddick May 11, 2007
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Stryker Industries

The best indy low-class wormhole pvp group in the video game EvE Online.
Wow, Stryker Industries are so good we should put some spais in there - Noobman
by Obama Del Ranana March 16, 2017
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Strategic Eating.

Meaning to eat in class/ or anywhere serious you aren't meant to eat food - WITHOUT getting caught.

Strategic eating is pretty much a gamble.

SUCCESS:

-Sitting in the back of English class with a bag of corn chips and slowly & quietly crunching some doritos yo.

WHEN FAILED :

-Chewing food ....then the teahcer asks you to answer the question. Then you're screwed.

=Detention :(
SUCCESS:
James was sitting next to Jessie in the back of English class & was Strategic Eating.

FAIL:

Jessie was chewing on some doritos and the teacher asked Jessie for the answer to a complicated question...Jessie failed with her mouth full.
by Umagz2 April 15, 2011
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